Dallas Premier League

Three and Oh, on Hull City Defenders

brendog2814 is the last unbeaten team in the league, and the fourth-highest scorer in it

The squad reads like a relegation six-pointer. Ryan Giles and Semi Ajayi of Hull, James Hill and Alex Scott of Bournemouth, Anan Khalaili of Palace. Dominik Szoboszlai's 18.00 was the only return in his GW3 eleven that would have made the top eight starters of the round. He scored 88.30, which was fourth-best on the day, and he is 3-0.

What he does better than anyone is name the right eleven. His bench cost him 2.10 in GW3, the lowest figure in the league; benditlikebergvall, the man across from him in the same fixture, left 43.30 in reserve including Josh King's 18.15. That was the whole margin and more. Over three weeks nobody has wasted less.

The asterisk is who he has played. He has conceded 158.25, the least in the league by 56.65 — his three opponents have posted 35.65, 57.35 and 65.25, and two of those are the worst totals anyone has recorded all season. But the schedule is not the whole of it: on an all-play basis, where every team is scored against all eleven others each week, he is 25-8. Only bjennings28 is better, at 32-1 — and bjennings28 is 2-1, because the one time he lost he ran into the biggest week of the season. Two teams here are better than their record. Only one of them is also winning.